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Joke of the Day
"When I can't tell someone's gender, I kick the closest toddler and see how they react."
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"Relationships are like a seesaw. If one of you gets too bored or too fat, the fun's over."
"What do you call an alligator with a magnifying glass? An investigator."
"KFC Team Member: Anything else? Me: More gravy please, I'll say when [several hours later] KFC TM: WE'RE GONNA DROWN M: I didn't say when"
"Be There or Be Square Because if you will be there, you will be around."
"Why don't smart girls ever get pregnant? Because they use their head."
"A black man walked into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bar man asks, ""Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?"" The parrot says, ""Africa! There are loads of them running around!"""
"How to kill 20 flies at once Slap an Ethiopian"
"Yo Mama so fat, when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet!"
"The are only 3 kinds of people. The ones who can count. And the ones who can't."