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Joke of the Day

"'100% Yes!' '1000% Yes!!' '1,000,000% Yes!!!' I wish the X Factor judges would stop trying to top each other... and just top themselves."

"Why do men, on average, die before women? Because they want to."

"Why couldn't the grape help his friend move on Saturday? because he was in a jam"

"What is the penalty for telling a bad joke? The joke is it's own pun-ishment."

"On which side do you drive? American: Right-side. Britisher: Left-side Indian: Depends on which side the oncoming traffic is."

"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on euthanasia. The librarian says, ""I'll do my best to assist you""."

"Miss Universe pageant will be awesome when the sluts from other planets finally decide to show up."

"what should i do for my 30th birthday??? I'm only 23 but it pays to b prepared"

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He took a sip of his coffee before it was cool."

"What is brown and rhymes with snoop dogg? Dr. Dre"