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Joke of the Day

"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on euthanasia. The librarian says, ""I'll do my best to assist you""."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't let a garbanzo bean on my face"

"Vegans don't beat their meat They beat their celery stick."

"I tried to post my fencing joke... ...but it was a riposte."

"A guy walks into a bar of soap."

"Someone asked me if I could tell them what you would call people from the French island of Corsica. I said, Cors'I'can."

"Did you know rabbi's perform circumcisions for free? But they'll gladly take any tips."

"I hate people who use stereotypes... They're usually hypocrites."

"You'd think 'The Terminator' would know what to do in the event of some lady having a child that threatens your way of life."

"What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!"