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Joke of the Day

"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on euthanasia. The librarian says, ""I'll do my best to assist you""."

"How does a frog fasten two objects together? Rivets."

"Yo Mamma is So Fat..... when she moons people, they turn into werewolves....."

"*taps Canadian *mumbles ""Apple starts with..."" ""Eh?"" *whispers ""Your blood type?"" ""Eh?"" *mutters ""Best grade?"" ""Eh?"" *giggles *runs away"

"Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot? ...because he was using too much fowl language"

"My version of ""Free hugs"" is a sign hung around my neck that says ""Ewww, get the fuck away from me."""

"Picture someone stepping down off a curb that they didn't realize was there. Now you can say you've seen me dance."

"What do you call the ultimate fish doctor? The Sturgeon General"

"""Can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?"" asked Rupert. ""Okay"" replied his father ""but don't stand too close."""

"Geese and swans mate for life. And that explains why it's very common for geese and swans to fly into jet engines."