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Joke of the Day
"Whats the hardest part about being a pedophile? Trying to fit in."
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"What's the difference between a clown and a prostitute? Clowns have cunning stunts"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Attila ! Attila who ? Attila you no lies !"
"Did you hear about the calendar thief? He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!"
"What do you call a communist pirate? Lutin."
"My wife's cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food."
"What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ? (wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!"
"Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem? Because he's a Wrap God"
"If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?"
"At my high school reunion while everyone was bragging I said,""I'm finally allowed in public without an armed chaperone."""