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Joke of the Day

"What's the name of the Mexican woman with no legs? Cuntswaylow"

"A truck containing 10,000 unborn fetuses ran off a cliff. Luckily, nobody was injured."

"Why can't a blonde count to 70? Cause 69 is mouth full."

"You like parachuting? That's messed up... you like the Paris Shooting!?"

"I was in the park wondering why a frisby looks bigger the closer it gets And then it hit me."

"Two aerials meet on a roof fall in love get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant."

"I work at a UPS store where we employ mentally challenged people It has its ups and downs."

"Why are blondes so easy to get into bed? Who cares?"

"Me: What do you want to be when you grow up? 2-year-old: An eagle! I'm going to save so much money on college."

"What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler? Ringworm!"