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Joke of the Day
"What are the other letters of the alphabet? Nazis."
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"Russian kids were writing an essay about their heroes.... ..... The title was: ""Who is your hero and why Stalin?"""
"*At The Opera* Her: Where are you going? Me: I have to go to the Men's Room. Her: I have the car keys. Me: Shit!"
"So, #Dorners ID was found in San Diego a week ago and then unmelted in the burned down cabin? sounds legit."
"Sorry I said your baby looks like the anti-Christ. I meant to say she looks like her mother."
"Me: Goodnight Moon. Moon: Don't ""Goodnight"" me! Do you know what time it is? Where the hell have you been?"
"my family is known for always having diarrhea. i guess it runs in our jeans"
"What do you call it when a 90 year old man masturbates successfully? Miracle whip."
"I'm testing my theory that I can get away with putting a 0 or N/A in a work report that requires answers when I don't know the answers."
"3 Trojans once tried that horse trick on a Greek city... Poor guys drowned in semen without ever being discovered."