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Joke of the Day

"I'm testing my theory that I can get away with putting a 0 or N/A in a work report that requires answers when I don't know the answers."

"So there are these pants that have padding to make ones butt appear larger... ...it's anal-lusion!"

"Hotel porn A father checks into a hotel with his children and whispers to the clerk, ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The clerk replies, ""It's regular porn, you sick fuck."""

"What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize."

"Why are Italians so good at football? Because it involves changing sides halfway through."

"What did one casket say to the other? What did one casket say to the other casket?...Is that you coffin..."

"What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies? A rotisserie chicken"

"What does 100% humidity mean? Even dry farts feel like wet farts."

"What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it? Unbereavable."

"When I was in 6th grade, I asked a girl out with a note and she wrote back ""Maybe :)"" so idk man I might have plans tonight."