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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I like to stand in front of a mirror and reflect."

"The doctor says I'm depressed because I don't have enough iron in my diet so I've started nibbling on the gun in my mouth."

"My girlfriend and I have been arguing a lot recently Last night she threw a lettuce at me. That's just the tip of the iceberg."

"How many Duggars does it take to screw a planet? <EOM> ;^)"

"My crush said we can't be together because he's seeing another woman so I asked him to rub his eyes and check if I still look different."

"Thank you student loans, for getting me through college... I don't think I can ever repay you!"

"Dad says, ""College students are more interested in women today than ever before.."" A lot of them are in a program where they study a broad"

"What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch? Seizure Salad"

"Did you know there are only two Lawyer jokes? The rest are all true."

"You've really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can't reach it anyways"