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Joke of the Day

"how would you describe US with first four alphabets? ABCD (A B Cd.....) as in obesity.... Will show myself to hell now."

"What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaay."

"You know why cops aren't on the streets of NYC right now? Because when it's white, they leave it the fuck alone"

"What did the patriarchy serve at their dinner party? Traditional gender rolls."

"I've mathematically figured out how many upvotes it takes to get to the front page. Answer inside. [score hidden]"

"What did the guy with a neckbeard say when he had to mail something twice? ""REPOST!"""

"My 1-year-old found a jar of Play-Doh. I figured she couldn't do any harm if she couldn't open it. She threw it at her sister's head."

"*pretends to get an urgent text so I can turn around after I notice I'm walking in the wrong direction*"

"Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge? He lost his porpoise in life."

"Did you hear about the Montana moron who went looking for a gas leak with a safety match?"