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Joke of the Day
"The funny thing about the shit I just took is? I don't remember eating that much blood"
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"Woman at dentist"
"Batman Acting Application A actor walks into the interview. The interviewer asked him questions.""So far you are the perfect person for the job. Last question,are your parents alive?"""
"My son ask me dad why don't I have a mom because she was shocked when I presented you too her and told her here's are new son"
"My friend Dave drowned yesterday his funeral is on Wednesday. I've made him a wreath in the shape of a buoyancy aid. It's what he would have wanted."
"The Oklahoma fraternity just shut down for racism has re-opened under a different charter They now call themselves the ""Tri-Kaps"""
"Hey girl, I heard you like bad boys Well not to brag or anything but I'm bad at everything"
"Why couldn't Jonah convert the Ninevites? Because he was too inefficient."
"There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't."
"Have you seen www.quasimodo.com? I'm not sure but certainly rings a bell."