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Joke of the Day
"I tried ""Netflix and chill?"" on my wife. We're now on season 3 of Gilmore Girls."
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"I'm so lazy, If autocorrect doesn't know the word after 3 letters I don't even bother sending the text."
"A helicopter There are two men in a helicopter, the gunner says to the pilot,""are you going to rotate clockwise?"" The pilot says,""yaw"""
"Religious orders are more than just a sacrament They're a habit, too."
"Smooth jazz always puts me to sleep... ...must be the mellow tonin'."
"Women often claim that men are 'only after one thing'. Nonsense. They have mouths and arseholes too."
"I don't have a penis April Fools"
"I like my women like I like my coffee...... Ground up and in the freezer"
"When jogging, if i get tired, I insult the people i pass in my head & then imagine having to get away as they chase me..."
"I want to meet the actors who get turned down to act in infomercials. Then I would ask them how their brother Alec Baldwin is doing."