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Joke of the Day
"I used to be a cross dressing fireman... ...I kept getting a ladder in my tights."
Next Joke
"Two redditors pass in an essay after the deadline - we took too long to make this page for you - try again and hopefully we will be fast enough this time"
"I am meeting my twitter crush in a few days and I have officially added ""Please let me wind up in a trunk and not a freezer"" In my prayers"
"What reddit page has that link/picture you're looking for? The next page."
"Me blacking out when I'm drunk is God's way of telling me that what I do when I drink is none of my business."
"What is the most exciting sport in the world? Camping. Its in tents."
"Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola? A: A violator."
"My favorite part of Thanksgiving day is when I stuff the Bird. My wife enjoys it too but wishes I'd find another nickname for her lady parts."
"Who was the most well rounded knight at King Arthur's round table? Circumference"
"Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar? Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss"