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Joke of the Day
"What's the best side to eat from a chicken? The inside."
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"Veggietales is making a version of 50 Shades of Grey... It's called ""The Artichoke Hearts""."
"What is an octopus? An eight-sided cat."
"Sometimes I stop suddenly when I have sex with my girlfriend. She asks, ""Why did you stop?"" I reply, ""Oh, it's something I learned in porn. It's called buffering."""
"Bush Jr, and his take on words The only reason Bush Jr attacked Iraq,,, is because Bush Sr. asked for ""a tie rack"" for Christmas!"
"So a guy named Steve asked how well he did during making an Apple product. ""You did good Job!"" Sad the person he asked."
"""You get a Bible! You get a Bible! You get a Bible! You all get Biibbbllleess!!!! ~Poprah"
"What's the diffrence between jam and marmelade? I can't marmelade my dick down your throat."
"My friend got into an accident while vacationing in Vietnam He got hit by a Truc."
"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? With Little Caesars."