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Joke of the Day
"""You get a Bible! You get a Bible! You get a Bible! You all get Biibbbllleess!!!! ~Poprah"
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"Why was the leper hockey game cancelled? There was a face off in the corner"
"My mum told me to stop tickling my little brothers feet. Apparently I should wait until he is born."
"I'm only friends with people who are taller than me, just in case of thunderstorms."
"How do you piss off a bunch of people on the internet even worse? [Deleted]"
"Have you heard about the record-setting farmer...? He's outstanding in his field"
"Boss: How come I don't see you doing any work? Me: Because you have no imagination!"
"Door-to-door Christian guy: Have you heard the greatest story ever told? Me: Definitely. I love Star Wars."
"Did you guys hear that the hadron accelerator exploded? It was mass murder."
"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat."