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Joke of the Day

"Are people with googly eyes better at searching for stuff?"

"A woman went to get implants in her butt However, her butt was instead injected with cement. I guess you could say she hit rock bottom"

"An increasing number of farmers are losing their crops due to drought It's a growing problem."

"You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me."

"I miss the old days when I could say I wasn't around and you couldn't check Facebook or twitter to see if I was lying"

"Although ""Appreciate the little things"" is good life advice, It's not something to say in bed."

"Splinter: Leo. Mikey: I'm Michelangelo. That's Leo. Donny: I'm Donatello. That's Leo. Leo: I thought I was Raphael. - Why they wear masks"

"what do you call a baby donkey in spanish? a burrito."

"Why does MLK only get one day, while sharks get an entire week? I guess it's because they're great whites..."

"Poeple dont read the user manual to know how to do it. But to see where they fucked up."