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Joke of the Day
"I'm already 14 yrs old Dad! why don'y you buy me a bra? Shut up Peter!"
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"How is a Trump campaign chief like a vibrator? Both are charged with battery."
"What country has the loosest regulations on incest? Google was no help, any idea?"
"How I broke my cat's knees? With rude eyes."
"No trees were killed to send this tweet, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced."
"Joke Challenge! Who can make the best joke using the spelling similarities between ""papist"" and ""rapist""? NSFW of course OK."
"After my prostate exam.... After my prostate exam, the doctor left. Then the nurse came. At that point, she whispered the 5 words no man wants to hear: ""Who the fuck was that?"""
"I have enough money to live comfortably the rest of my life if I die next thursday"
"Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire? A.It doesn't want to become a hot dog."
"Gay marriage is legal in 6 states, but having sex with a horse is legal in 23 states. Good job, America."