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Joke of the Day

"After my prostate exam.... After my prostate exam, the doctor left. Then the nurse came. At that point, she whispered the 5 words no man wants to hear: ""Who the fuck was that?"""

"When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty"

"The most tedious aspect of my job is the part where I have to jiggle the mouse every 30 minutes to keep the screensaver from activating."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Headgear Barbie ...guaranteed to make kids with braces feel better!"

"Why is stupid monster like a jack-o'-lantern? They both have empty heads."

"Jared Blames Weight loss for his paedophillia. He could finally catch them."

"I'm not just pms-ing. I'm ovary acting."

"Sometimes I miss my ex. So I drop it into reverse and try again."

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with large tits? One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean"

"#rubbishjokes Noah's diary - 39th day: ""The dragon pie was really scrumptious."""