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Joke of the Day

"Sorry hun, but unlike you, I'm not a doorknob where everyone gets a turn. I'm more of a casino where only the lucky ones hit the jackpot."

"You know what? It's been a Good Friday."

"Why did the nihilist cross the road? It doesn't matter."

"Teachers be like... That is improper grammar!"

"A little black baby dies and goes to heaven... God gives him wings. The little black baby says, ""wow God, does this mean I'm an angel?"" God replies, ""Nah nigga, you a bat""."

"JOB REQUIREMENTS: Must have a college degree. Must have 5 years experience. Must have volunteered as tribute and won the 74th Hunger Games."

"The lady at the bakery who draws her eyebrows on is looking extra surprised today"

"I donate blood 5 times a year just so I'm less and less related to some of my relatives."

"Why are my jokes strikingly similar to your sperm? They're killed almost instantly by assholes."

"A bird in hand may be worth two in a bush, but a nut in a bush is worth two in a hand."