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Joke of the Day

"What do Boobs and Lego have in common? Both are intended for children, but it's the Dads who end up playing with them most."

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"HUSBAND: When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger? WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help ? WIFE : I use your toothbrush."
"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Bob"
"How do you know if a girl is on her period? Shut up!"
"The guy I hired to kill my rats is amazing I think he's an ex-terminator"
"I can't think of a really bad joke to share /s"
"Today I woke up to a blow job.. ..never falling asleep with my mouth open again."
"Term for the Useless I have a buddy that is on unemployment and disability at the same time... I call it unability!"
"I've been trying to eat healthier so I ate a vegetarian."
"Why are black people afraid to fall asleep? The last black person that had a dream got shot!"