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Joke of the Day

"What is a rifle with three barrels? A trifle."

"Man this clown thing is really getting out of control there are even 2 clowns running for president ."

"A ponytail so tight I look 5 years younger and everyone thinks I've been smiling all day."

"That awkward moment when the Priest uses YOUR confession as the theme for his sermon. Again."

"What did the cat say after reading """"To Kill a Mockingbird""? I want a refund: there's not one darn thing about how to kill a bird *anywhere* in this book."

"Drink this wine, it's the blood of Christ.Eat this bread, it's the body of Christ.Jesus pulls out hotdog, ""Now hear me out"""

"Still looking both ways on one-way streets."

"Why was the mentally challenged midget crying? He was a little down."

"*Trains lightning bugs to spell* Karen, they have a message for u WILL YOU M- ""Omg Yes!"" OVE OUT? Oh good. Here I packed your bags already."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog !"