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Joke of the Day
"What's the biggest Jewish conundrum? Free Bacon!"
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"Millions of Thanksgiving turkeys recalled. It seems that someone forgot to butter their balls before they left the factory."
"You know you have a weight problem when even your car insults you. It flashes the word ABS at me and won't stop."
"I love the people in parking lots with ""free kittens"" signs because I too feel that kittens shouldn't be oppressed."
"Well, at least I have a step ladder... I never knew my real ladder, but I heard he supported 3 people."
"Please don't cry Seeing your tears makes me have to pee"
"I accidentally killed a squirrel when I prepping the campsite. It was unin-tent-dead."
"People keep getting mad when I say I'm a God.... ... They all say I have a me complex"
"After doing it once they said a prostate exam is like riding a bike.. Without the seat."
"A man sent ten puns to his friends, hoping at least one would make them laugh No pun in ten did."