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Joke of the Day

"I don't care if a human is male or female, Black or white, European, American, or Asian, they all taste the same."

"Do you know how NASCAR got its name? It's from North Carolina. There were a bunch of dudes standing around a car, and one of them said, ""That's a nas' car."""

"Apple Computer is taking steps to protect user privacy. Their new policy is iWon't tell...iPromise"

"What's the best part about a Fight Club joke? The punchline."

"What's a mathematician's favorite plant? Geometry"

"Two condoms are walking down the street and stop outside of a gay bar. The first condom turns to the second and says, ""Do you want to go in and get sh*t-faced?"""

"What did Hillary say when she bumped into Barack Obama at the White House? Pardon me."

"What's brown and runny? Usian Bolt"

"Tiger Woods... ...just had the worst 9 holes in his life, well second worst if you consider the 9 holes that lost him his marriage but still..."

"My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face."