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Joke of the Day

"Tiger Woods... ...just had the worst 9 holes in his life, well second worst if you consider the 9 holes that lost him his marriage but still..."

"Christmas tree's for single mom's Just big enough for her to carry by herself"

"I bet nobody here knows the name of the ""unknown soldier"" It's probably because they're so undrground."

"What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at three Ho's."

"Why did Mickey leave Minnie? Because she was fucking goofy."

"I tried phone sex for the first time the other day... Didn't really like it though, the phone was too cold."

"What happens when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat miner."

"I respect how the Hamburglar was like, ""Hey, I know I'm at rock bottom here, but I'm going to be professional about it and wear a tie."""

"What is it called when men have sex with each other in the military? Tactical Insertion."

"Why did the engineer buy a mattress? To sleep under it"