221216

Joke of the Day

"What do sluts shower them selves in? Cum........ I'm sorry a friend told me this and i thought it was so bad i needed to post it."

"Dear Face Book you keep offering up people for me to friend, but then you get all concerned and ask me how I know them. You can't be the pimp and the cop!"

"Why doesn't Muad'Dib like the Spice Girls? They remind him too much of his mother. I'll see myself out."

"Four Catholic Men... (Catholic Joke) [http://agentfunny.com/four-catholic-men-joke/](http://agentfunny.com/four-catholic-men-joke/)"

"Judging by his physique, I'd guess Popeye's a pretty accomplished masturbator."

"What do you call a prostitute that has been kidnapped? A whorestage"

"A man goes into a butcher's shop and says ""I bet you 50 bucks you can't hand me the ribeye from the top shelf."" The butcher says: ""I can't take that bet, the steaks are too high."""

"You know I was thinking about not getting fat, But I really had a lot on my plate at the time.."

"Premiering 2017. They never saw him coming. Sean Penn is The Retard Pope"

"Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. In the end you wish you had a club and a spade."