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Joke of the Day
"I saw a homeless man and gave him $1.00. I saw a homeless woman and gave her $0.77."
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"I decided to give a name to my dinner. It was a Miss Steak."
"What did the guy who burglarized the German bakers store at Christmas find out. All of his cookies were Stollen."
"I farted in a room full of hipsters.. then watched them fight over who heard it first."
"What did the roadman say when he saw the Mona Lisa? That's a peng ting."
"Picture someone chasing down a ping pong ball that fell on the floor. Ok that's how I dance."
"So Darwin comes across a sad penguin in an airport.... He goes up to the penguin and asks, ""Why so angry, you cute little fella?"" The penguin looks up to him and says ""flight's delayed."""
"Why was Vladimir late to gym class? cause he was Putin his shoes on XD"
"I don't hate you, but if you we're drowning, I would dive in and handcuff a piano to your neck."
"Itis sad when a girl breaks up and changes back to her iI need attentioni Facebook picture."