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Joke of the Day

"Do you raise chickens? Because you raise my cock."

"independence day 2 has been out in the US for mere hours and it has already been upstaged by a somehow even worse independence day overseas"

"Insert racist joke here... Change location of joke to Ferguson."

"What do Walruses and Tupperware have in common? They're both looking for a tight seal."

"What's the difference between USA and USB? One connects to all your devices & access your data, and the other is a hardware standard."

"COME TO ME JOURNALBOT *Journalbot enters my study* ok write this down: Polar bears are bear ghosts. ""polargeists"" [very sad robot noises]"

"Did you hear about the band Kansas getting arrested for kidnapping at the airport? They tried to carry-on my wayward son."

"Make a sentence with the following words 'elephant' 'ant' 'ass' 'in' and 'bamboo' Ant in an elephant's ass"

"The barman says ""We don't serve time travelers here."" A time traveler walks into a bar."

"What type of memory card is always laughing? The XD card."