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Joke of the Day
"Everyone uses body wash these days. What happened to good old-fashion soap? Is it too basic?"
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"My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers To be honest, I should have seen the signs."
"Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land? Because they're constantly drilling for oil."
"The ex just asked me how can one have a soulmate if one has no soul? Wonder which of us he was referring to?"
"What's the difference between a whore and a bitch? A whore sleeps with everyone at the party, a bitch sleeps with everyone except you."
"I went to my first Ethiopian electronic concert yesterday The DJ was MT Stomach"
"What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson? ""Etude, Brute?"""
"Wife Wanted A man inserted an advertisement in the classified section of the newspaper: ""Wife Wanted."" The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""
"(NEW YEARS) what did the rabbi say on New year's. ""f#ck that, happy **Jew** years!!"""
"I joke a lot about how horrible my wife and kid are, but in reality you should know that it's not funny at all and it really sucks for me."