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Joke of the Day
"[stranded on deserted island] *spells out message in rocks* WHAT'S THE WIFI PASSWORD"
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"My friend met his wife on tinder ...It was six months after their wedding"
"Honey I Shrunk the Kids : A Beginner's Guide to Steroid Use"
"""You'll have more fun in high school, Zach.""nn""You'll have more fun in college, Zach.""nn""You'll have more fun in Hell, Zach."""