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Joke of the Day

"What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1"

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee before it was cool "

"I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69... She said, ""No, but I have done 53 That's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""

"Where do kids with ADHD go for the summer? Concentration camp."

"I'm pretty excited about my new band When I asked the record exec whether he thought our song would be popular, he told me it would be off the charts!"

"How can you spot a blind guy at a nudist colony? It's not hard."

"What do spinach and butt sex have in common? If you were forced to have them as a kid, you probably won't like them as an adult."

"Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast? Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."

"-You talkin to my girl? *pops knuckles* -What if I am? *cracks neck* *dislocates shoulder* *breaks collarbone* *fractures skull*"

"How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick."