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Joke of the Day

"I hate meeting new people. It's like sitting through a fucking job interview to apply for the position of ""acquaintance."""

"What's a Jew's favorite classic rock song? Money - Pink Floyd"

"Why are anorexic people cannibals? Because they're always putting their fingers in their mouths."

"I remember when I was a kid... ... I was only about 10 years old and my grandmother took me out for a wonderful seafood meal. I'll never forget it. A great mussell memory."

"""Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?"" is just not as challenging since she started using foursquare."

"Why do a German soldier's hands never get cold? Because they've gott mit-uns"

"(JOKE) What does a light bulb filled with gas?"

"Could be taken as racist, or insecure (maybe both) What do you call a immigrant fighting a rapist. ""Alien versus predator"""

"It's getting harder and harder to find vodka-flavored vodka."

"TIFU by being King of the jungle Lololol I am Lion"