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Joke of the Day
"Why do comedians always have such bad sleeps? Because they fall asleep funny!"
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"Even death can't get you out of the friend zone... she'll be at your funeral like ""he was like a brother to me"""
"I shot Quiet in the head on MGS5 She's really fucking Quiet now."
"I've just invented a perfume made from holy water Eau my God"
"What's Batman's favorite food? Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na"
"Ran out of toilet paper, so I had to use leaves. Just kidding, but my son learned a big lesson about leaving his clothes in the bathroom."
"What's the Hitler Youth's favorite weather? Heil"
"What's the difference... between racism and Chinese people? - Racism has many faces"
"I stuck a firecracker up the cats butt! Mommy: Tommy, it's rectum. Tommy: I'll say it rectum! It blew 'em all to hell!"
"A man takes his shoe off in church... Man 1: *takes off shoe and starts peering inside of it* Man 2: ""What the problem?"" Man 1: *Sighs* "" I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole """