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Joke of the Day
"what was Michael Jackson favorite kind of movie child pornography"
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"What do you call a wolf with Stockholm Syndrome? A Dog."
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"If we get rid of all the margarine the world will be a butter place."
"Fellas: Make it a Valentine's Day she'll always remember by simply forgetting it."
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"My wife gives the best headache."
"Dark humour is like a child with cancer It never gets old."
"I like stuffed animals. Oven baked with breadcrumb stuffing."