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Joke of the Day

"Things men would rather do than work to raise testicular cancer awareness: eat a sandwich, watch sports, fight, die of testicular cancer."

"Why are Peruvians always deported? Because they can't Peruve they're citizens"

"What did one boob say to the other? You're my breast friend. Budum tits."

"A photon arrives at the airport As he checks in, security asks him: ""Do you not have any luggage?"" The photon replies, ""No, I'm travelling light""."

"One of those trendy avant chefs offered to cook me whale today. I said, please don't... That would make me blubber!"

"What did the town say to it's father, the city, when it left to get groceries Ciudad"

"[jail] INMATE: so what are ya in for? BIG BAD WOLF: well I huffed and I puffed and then I got nabbed for possession INMATE: goddam pigs"

"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A Roamin Catholic!"

"What do the mafia and a women's pussy have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit."

"One time I saw a biker's funeral procession and realized even dead people are cooler than me."