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Joke of the Day

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? ""It might take awhile for me to get hard, I got laid this morning"""

"Deuteronomy Believe it or not - it isn't the field of study of deuterium."

"Men do what they want and skip the rest. They're straightforward. If he doesn't call, he doesn't want to talk. If he calls, he's horny."

"Gabe Newell! Gabe Newell lived from 1962 until Half-Life 3, confirmed!"

"I'm so anti-social, my misery loathes company."

"Why should everyone go to the dentist at least once every ten years? Because of tooth decade!"

"I put the ogle in Google image search."

"Lame number joke: Why is 8 scared of 7? Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?"

"Fingerprints are proof that God doesn't trust us"

"Did you hear about the Mexican train conductor who killed everyone? He had locomotives."