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Joke of the Day

"Imagine coming back to life as a zombie but someone tied your shoes together before you were buried."

"What's an emo's favorite game? Russian roulette, except with a full chamber."

"What do the letters DNA stand for ? National Dyslexic Association"

"inexplicably call ur boss ""shortpants"" until he gets insecure & buys pants that are longer. dont stop til he looks like a kid in dad clothes"

"I hate it when people call me racist... When I'm not. I hate all races equally."

"What do you call something with no body and a nose? Nobody knows!"

"Sometimes I like to stick a band aid on the middle of my forehead and when somebody asks what happened I tell them I got shot."

"Your mom... Your mother is so classless, she could be marxist utopia."

"It's World Breastfeeding Week and, honestly, babies need to eat more often than that."

"News flash: Chapters truck caught speeding Police reported, ""It was really booking it!"""