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Joke of the Day

"Lamar Odom suffered a dozen strokes... Tiger Woods is jealous of his low stroke count."

"""""Dammit I'm Mad"" is spelled the same way backwards. Think about it."""

"This tweet is made from 100% recycled characters."

"Witnessed the birth of my cousin's first child... She said we should've used a condom"

"*Friend is sinking in quicksand* Get help before I drown! *I start to run, stop, jog back to friend* Technically you're not drow- NATE!"

"So Hydrogen finally admitted to Sodium that she had been bonding with Oxygen Sodium reacted violently."

"What do you call Nazis from San Francisco? Bay Aryans"

"Knock, knock... Who's there? Daisy Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!"

"What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? ....Dam."

"Why don't sharks eat niggers? They think it's whale shit."