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Joke of the Day
"Why were the twin towers sad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane."
Next Joke
"Today I pissed my pants in Walmart and they offered me a job."
"My grandma coined the term ""TC"" in 1988 to refer to her tuna casserole."
"*chases cat around the house with a lint roller"
"Domestic violance in progress. When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on."
"My ex girlfriend is like an archaeologist ...always digging up useless shit from the past"
"Thinking ab including nude photos of me in my Tinder profile to weed out women who vomit easily"
"How do we know that God isn't a woman? Because we're not all sandwiches"
"If the dove is the bird of peace... ...what is the bird of true love? The swallow."
"Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom."