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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Jewish people and Harry Potter? Harry can survive the Chamber."
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"What's a parrot's favourite game? Monopoly!"
"I give everyone nicknames because using real names is for people who can remember people's names."
"I was woken up today by a tap on my door Odd sense of humor my plummer has."
"How do you turn a cow into a steak? You mootilate it."
"You know you're getting old when speed limits start to seem reasonable to you."
"No, I'm not ""lackadaisical"", I'm lazy, which is the same only 3 whole syllables less."
"The average American male... has a 5"" penis but says it's 7"". Anyways, close enough....or a perfect 5/7 story?"
"Learning someone led a double life would hard to process because yes, they betrayed you, but wow, think about those organizational skills"
"If a camera adds 10 pounds... Do African children even exist?"