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Joke of the Day
"Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan."
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"""Go down, Moses."" And he did. And that's why the ladies loved him."
"What do you call a confusing sharp pain in the ass immediately after a break up? An ex or cist?"
"What do a gay dolphin and a car that leaks oil have in common? Chances are, both have blown a seal"
"I want to start a cafe and fill it with surrealist paintings. I'll call it Salvador Deli."
"Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said ""Moving."""
"Been backed up for days, but finally took a huge shit... it was quite a load off my mind."
"The only thing that would make my morning more productive is actually doing something."
"A cop, a hooker, a priest and a clown...... A cop, a hooker, a priest and a clown walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and replies, ""What.......is this some kind of Joke?"""
"What is the number 1 pickup line at a gay bar? May I push your stool in?"