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Joke of the Day

"The best thing about being Bane has gotta be that he can just slice a hardboiled egg straight into his pie hole"

"What's the most beautiful thing in mathematics? A cute angle"

"What do you do when two lesbians make out in front of you in a bus? You get off."

"Fruit Basket Stephen King and Richard Bachman are sharing a fruit basket. Which one noms de plum?"

"Did you hear about the SJW that shot up that mall? The news put out a trigger warning."

"The word of the day is legs... Spread the word!"

"*takes long drag from cigarette* *stares off into the distance* *slowly glances down at hand* *lights cigarette*"

"Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% other people cheapening the meaning of the word ""genius""."

"Why are blood bank workers so good at correcting spelling mistakes? Because they see typos every day."

"If the BeeGees are 'staying alive' so much then how come they're all dead."