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Joke of the Day
"Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: There have been sightings of UFOs."
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"What do you call a group of kangaroos? A Kangacrew"
"They say there's safety in numbers... Well tell that to 6 million Jews"
"*about to rob a bank* ""Okay, lets do this. Everybody, grab a gun"" i dont need one ""why not"" i already have two *kisses biceps*"
"72 virgins This was it. The suicide bomber was going to blow up the US camp. Little did he know that when he woke up he would be surrounded by 72 engineering students...."
"""Gunman"" is too cool-sounding. Can we start calling them something that conveys weakness, like ""pistoleer?"""
"Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now."
"""Well grandma,"" I said, ""this is where you will be staying eventually, do you like it? "" She shouted, ""Will you fuck off and let me visit your granddad's grave in peace!"""
"My run today was like my last date. Short, slow, and frigid."