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Joke of the Day
"What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time? A line of marathon runners"
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"I nicknamed my girlfriend melody Because its loudest and always on top"
"Whenever I poke my cat in the eye and he gets squinty, I feel bad and poke him in the other eye, so I can pretend he's just really high."
"My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him!"
"In calculus class we just finished revolutions of solids It made my head spin."
"What do you call it when a homosexual asks a question? A Query."
"[chiropractor] Dr., your client Tony is here -Tony? The guy whose skin is made of bubble wrap Yes -Oh hell yes clear the rest of my schedule"
"meat what is the chepist type of meat? deer balls because there under a buck."
"Fun Fact: It is annoying that some people think facts are fun."
"Killing the earth Arrogant humans, you are not killing the earth. The earth is attempting to kill you."