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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow in the sky She missed"
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"Why do Jews have big noses? Because air is free"
"What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air? Lets get right into the noose."
"My boyfriend isn't allowed to have candles on his birthday cake...Wtf are you wishing for? All your dreams came true when you met me."
"How many jobs did Speaker Boehner create in the past 4 years as a Speaker? One, when he left."
"I'm doing interval training. It's just that the intervals are very far apart."
"If I work security at the Samsung store, does that make me a Guardian of the Galaxy?"
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"My husband grew a beard and suddenly I'm having to karate chop every woman we pass."
"My Utahn grandpa's favorite joke: why should you always bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing? Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer."