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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow in the sky She missed"

"Jews are lazy... ... essentially a group of people who couldn't be bothered to read the sequel. -Will Bailey (Cambridge footlights)"

"What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head? A Quarter Pounder."

"A teenager walks into a library. He asks the librarian, ""Where can I find a book on how to kill myself?"" The librarian retorts, ""Fuck off, you won't bring it back!"""

"How does Hitler tie his shoes? In little Nazis."

"Sorry if this comes across as offensive... Two dyslexic men attempt to rob a train. One man shouts to the carriage ""Air in the hands motherstickers!"" The other man shouts ""This is a fuck up!"""

"If ""loving you"" is wrong, then i don't want to be right!"

"A reddit joke Two X Chromosomes"

"Billy Joel was hospitalized last week. He had a heart attack ack ack ack ack ack. You oughtta know by now."

"A Norwegian, a Swede and a Finn are on an island The Norwegian shoots the other two."