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Joke of the Day

"How many jobs did Speaker Boehner create in the past 4 years as a Speaker? One, when he left."

"doc: how is your headache? she: he is doing fine."

"It's so cute how you think wearing that cross around your neck exempts you from being a reasonable human being"

"What has more brains than Kurt Cobain? The wall behind him."

"To a struggling artist: ""Don't give up... ...the day job."""

"According to my autocorrect, i'm wearing edible pantries"

"When do e-mails stop being in black and white? When they are read."

"Did you hear about the terrible kidnapping? Yeah. He woke up. :)"

"Why did the boy take a ladder to school? He wanted to go to high school."

"Success is like giving birth... everyone congratulates you in the end but nobody knows how many times you got fucked in order to get there."