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"Today a feminist asked me 'how I view lesbian relationships?' Apparently in HD wasn't the right answer.."
"What do you call a strongheaded female rapper, and a flatulent Spanish woman? One's a Queen Latifah, and one's a Queef Latina."
"Give a man a plane ticket... Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life."
"If you try to rob my house, you should know that the item in the house I paid the most for are my son's braces."
"I just joined Twitter; it's really easy to follow people. Too bad it cuts into my exercise."
"Damn boy, are you a wool sweater because you're irritating the shit out of me."
"If 'womb' is pronounced as 'woom' and 'tomb, as' 'toom' Shouldn't 'bomb' be pronounced 'boom'?"
"My boss keeps getting pissed when I call him 'Dick' for short... It might be because his name is Brian."
"A question related to math so Bob has 20 dollar and Tyrone takes 15 dollars away from Bob. What color is Tyrone ?"