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"double negatives what is the greatest double negative/oxymoron of all time? A happy Marriage"
"Q: What do you get when you cross a lawyer with the Godfather? A: An offer you can't understand."
"How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day? When she can't find her pencil and there is a tampon behind her ear."
"What's the difference between minesweeper and my ex-wife? I've never beaten minesweeper"
"Can somebody help me? I have a drug problem... I ran out of heroin."
"You shouldn't come back, because later you'll still want to leave."
"The Dalai Lama enters a Pizza Shop and asks Can you make me one with everything?"
"I drive everywhere but for some reason my shoes still wear out, it's like there's just no reward for laziness."
"Spent the last twenty minutes trying to get my sideburns even and now I'm sporting a mohawk."