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Joke of the Day

"What sound does an octopus make? A squid word."

"Where is Wall Street? Between Mexico and the US."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the newspaper! ... Didn't get it? Of course not. ..the chicken got it!"

"""Shoot it down."" ""But, Mr. Putin... it's clearly a sleigh... pulled by Reindeer."" ""Shoot. It. Down."""

"[Scientist describing evolution of the zebra] ""We believe they were crime horses that stayed in jail for like a really, really long time."""

"What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant? They were both caused by a message from god."

"What's the difference between a turtle and a tortoise? I don't know but your mother's a whore!"

"What did Princess Fiona call her husband when she found him in the middle of a gay orgy? Bishrekual"

"Dark humor? Is slightly darker humor acceptable for this sub? Just wondering..."

"Don't get me wrong, I'm not whining because of the cold. I'm whining because I have to wear a entire load of laundry to stay warm"