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Joke of the Day
"Where do you find a dog with no legs? ...right where you put it."
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"Playing Guess Who these days is hard ""Is your person white?"" ""Excuse me?"" ""Is your person white?"" ""I don't see skin color I just see people"""
"Why do girls like vampires so much ? They still eat no matter what time of the month."
"I have a lot in common with my brake rotors.. We're both warped and barely functioning."
"Helped a homeless guy move today... I picked up his vomit and threw it across the street."
"why do giraffes have long necks? because they have smelly feet!!"
"Our son eats 3 bowls of generic fruity pebbles every morning then pukes on the bus."
"Did you know that too much Viagra can also make you confused? Yeah - it happened to this stand-up comic - he told the room ... Thank you very much, I 'll be hard all week ..."
"What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk"
"One I came up with today. Did you hear about the new cult that worships testicles? They are sacreligious."