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Joke of the Day
"How do you spot a sumo at a feminist rally? Look for the one with shaved legs...."
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"[at restaurant]] 8yo: why does mom eat half of your food? Me: because.. Wife *evil glare* Me *terrified* because I don't want it."
"What does an Asian man do during an erection? Vote."
"BRO DOCTOR ""Well, looks like we're going to have to check that prostate lol no homo"" BRO DOCTOR"
"there's a new chocolate bar being sold in the middle east called Allahu Snackbar"
"Golf Joke: The Cast Away - YouTube http://thesandtrap.com/t/63042/golf-joke-the-cast-away-youtube"
"Why are Eastern-Europeans so racist on average? They're waiting for one more dictator to treat them like animals before confirming that racism sucks."
"[1st date] me: do you want kids? her: Yes me: GREAT [pulls 7 babies out from under table] HERE'S MINE HAVE FUN GOTTA GO"
"Once I saw a blind man touching a cheese grater at Ikea. He said: ""who wrote this bullshit"""
"why are people so disgusted when someone farts around them? I mean, come on, a little gas never killed anyone"