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Joke of the Day

"Why do so many Muslim students take Intro to Engineering? They heard it was a great place to find 72 virgins."

"When the first jackhammer was invented... ...it was a groundbreaking innovation!"

"Whats the last thing that went through Sally's mind after jumping from a skyscraper? Her ankles."

"A giant fly has attacked the city. Quick! Somebody call the swat team!"

"What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player? A tattoo."

"Q: Why did the New Yorker sleep under an oil tank? A: He wanted to wake up oily."

"I have bathed in the blood of virgins! I had a nosebleed in the shower."

"Neighbor just yelled at me for playing in his sprinkler. Note to self, I should wear clothes next time."

"How do you find Will Smith when he's lost in the snow? You look for the fresh prints."

"How do you know if your girlfriend is getting fat? She can use your wifes clothes"