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Joke of the Day
"Just been offered 8 legs of venison for $40 Is that too dear?"
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"Why did darren willson quickscope michael brown? He was black."
"a man walked into a bar nd he asked for a drink of whiskey and da barman sed, ""do u want whiskey or whisky?"" nd da man sed, ""i dont hear da diffrence!!!!"""
"Greek mythology is my Achilles ankle."
"I consider myself a dog person I love ass in my face"
"A car was blown off an overpass during a recent storm. 255 People were arrested."
"I was going to write a joke about the pentagon... But I gave up when I couldn't find the right angle."
"[dog park] Go get it, boy! *dog returns with silver watch, silver bracelet & silver necklace* Ugh, you're the worst golden retriever ever"
"Dating is a lot like parking All the good ones are taken. The rest take a bunch of effort or are handicapped."
"Opportunity knocks once, however temptation likes to lean on the door bell."